Je moeder is zo dik dat niet alleen Moederdag om haar draait, maar de maan ook. We wilden eigenlijk &#x2013; ter ere van haar kledingmaat &#x2013; honderd nummers over haar op een rijtje zetten, maar helaas gaan de meeste nummers over mooie vrouwen. Dus in plaats daarvan hebben we er zeven bij elkaar gesprokkeld: precies het aantal tankbeurten dat je nodig hebt om één rondje om haar heen te kunnen rijden. Vrolijke Moederdag!

Fat Bitches by G-unit from the album No Mercy No Fear

50 Cent ft G-Unit - Fat Bitch

DJ Madman &#x2013; Meisje je bent zo lelijk als de nacht

Download nu Gratis Dj Madman - Meisje (remix2009) op www.emsstudio.nl

Dj Madman - Meisje zo lelijk als de nacht

Love This Song!!!!!

Lyrics:


OK! I'm a cheerleader now
U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teethe a gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do.

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truch run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

You're ugly!
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2] 

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cabH
(So funny) 

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama says you ugly - 
You ugly!


U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2] 

Get busy [X9]
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Your ugly! 

U.U.U.U.
Now I feel like blondie


U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2] 

Quasimodo
Camel breath
Squarehead
Ugly! 

Chicken legs
Pig face
Chin like bubba
Ugly!

Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!

Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freak shown -ugly!

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X1] 


U.G.L.Y - You could make an onion cry

U.G.L.Y - Like an alien chased by the F.B.I. 

U.G.L.Y [X6]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly!

U.G.L.Y.-Daphne and Celeste

MR. Vegas - She is a ho

Lyrics:

Intro:

Yo man, you gotta be... you know
You gotta be on to die, man, what's up with that?
Yo bro-shot
Yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like droppin knowledge 
and writin good stuff
Ay man, why don't you quit talkin all the stuff and do something about it?
You know what I'm sayin?
Oh, you talking about.. kick some, uh, knowledge...
Yeah, well you do that like right now
... and some wisdom for the people
What's up with that?
OK, I got it

(brothers and sisters)

Verse One: Fat Lip

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough 
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs 
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back 
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk 
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk 

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot 
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot 
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat 
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X) 
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Two: Booty Brown

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks 
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks 
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot 
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop 
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute 
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies 

Refrain:

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute 
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot 
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat 
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Three: Imani

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat 
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium 
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls 
In some bright red boxer drawers 
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue 

Refrain:

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut 
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot 
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat 
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Four: Silm Kid Tre

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) 
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack 
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap 
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way 
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day 
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet 

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot 
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at 
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X) 
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Outro:

Ya mama got snake skin teeth 
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga 
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back 
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga 
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her 
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back 
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section 
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth 
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit 
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs 
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...

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7 nummers over je moeder

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