elevators
"We Treat Our Stuffed Animal Like A Real Child. Is That Whackadoodle Stuff?"
Time for your weekly edition of Drew Magary's Funbag. Today, we're talking about toast, elevators, shirtless sports, cooking your own baby, and more.
I Studied Buttons for 7 Years and Learned These 5 Lessons About How and Why People Push Them
Rather than discuss whether buttons are good or bad we should instead examine who gets to push them and who doesn’t.
"Lift," the Radiohead Hit That Never Was, Finally Has a Video
Thom Yorke deals with the claustrophobia of modern living once again.
Atlanta's Subway Elevators Are Now Armed with Pee Detectors
The number of places you can pee in public in Atlanta just got reduced by 111. If the system leads to tougher enforcement of public indecency laws, a lot of people could be facing some harsh penalties just for relieving themselves.
Hate in an Elevator
The elevator descended to the third floor and the door clanked open again, giving way to a little 100-year-old Chinese man holding a plastic shopping bag, who promptly entered the elevator and hit at least six different buttons. I watched over his...