The exclamation point is his. Personally, I'm a little more conservative in my punctuation. After all, somewhere in the world, a computer is dying ever minute. Or spewing out bad data. Have you ever had a Gateway?The Millennium Bug is a sort of "digital time bomb." When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, 2000, computer systems all over the world will begin spewing out bad data—or stop working altogether!
It's inevitable, and it's going to be terribly ugly..How in the world did we end up in this mess?…The first computers used punch cards and it took a handful of cards to store the amount of information we can store today in a space smaller than a speck of dust. Any method that could save storage space was readily seized.
One such method was to shorten years to two digits by deleting the century. For example, 1967 became "67." Consequently most computers will represent the date as '00" and think this means "1900." … The Millennium Bug creates enormous problems in all kinds of date-based calculations. The Social Security Administration uses date calculations to determine eligibility for benefits. Consider a person who was born in 1932. Subtract that year 1997 and you get 65, the age at which most Americans begin receiving a monthly Social Security check. But in 2000 the SSA's computer will subtract 32 from 00, leaving the person at minus 32!
Yep! That's me. There really were government employees devoting grueling 40-hour-work weeks to this. Am I the only one who saw Office Space?If you are like most people, you are probably thinking, Surely, someone somewhere will write a program that will fix the problem. Right!
I understand all the words in that sentence but I don't get what they're doing together.In the PC world, most users buy off-the-shelf software packages and run them 'as is,' and, as a result, they can easily secure upgrades that fix bugs and add new functions.>>
Hell, they might be retired AND dead! But seriously: I know that knowledge loss is a problem. I talk about this in (plug!) my book, OBSOLETE. In his 1993 book Beginning Again, biologist David Ehrenfeld writes about how parts of earth worm taxonomy have been lost because the people that studied such things are dead and didn't pass on the knowledge to others – mostly because everyone else thought that there were things out there that were more exciting than earth worm taxonomy.Once these programs are installed and debugged, they are maintained by the company' Information Systems staff. But if something needs to be fixed, the original programmers are often long gone. Sometimes they can be hired to come back and repair or enhance the program they wrote. But in the case of "legacy systems" that were written in the 1960s or 1970s, the programmers are either retired—or dead!
I've actually gotten this line in bars in Williamsburg.I wouldn't call myself a computer expert [but] over the past sixteen years, I've taught myself the art of writing computer software an am fluent in Pascal (Delphi, to be exact) and three dialects of BASIC, including WordBasic, Visual Basic, and Visual Basic for Applications."
When he says "we," is he including the Jews? Because we've been through a lot.In short, I am convinced that the Y2K problem presents us with, potentially, the most significant, extensive and disruptive crisis we have ever faced.
In 1996 the Software Productivity Research catalog of programming languages identified almost five hundred different languages in current use. These include languages such as BASIC, COBOL, FORTRAN, ADA, PASCAL, MODULA and a host of others. I've also advised Angelina Jolie on what she should name her children.
In other words: Zombies are scary.It's Time to Learn How To Use a Firearm and Pull a ToothWhat's truly scary is that noncompliant computers will start spewing out corrupt data and infecting computers they come in contact with.
He goes on. He talks about military preparedness and the problems that could be caused by "military institutions that are supposed to protect us." This is a statement that makes some big assumptions about this book's readership, no? Then he talks about all the problems that could happen at hospitals because infusion pumps are on timers. Which are connected to the computers that were made by people who never thought about how they'd have to order new checks at the end of the century because the 19 was already written in. Also: people use timers when baking cookies. And no one likes burnt cookies.Just when I was starting to feel bummed out about this coming catastrophe, Hyatt talks about how "he is not a pessimist by nature, let alone a prophet of doom. I prefer to focus on the positive."Of course. But I don't feel so positive. I've just been informed that I have to learn how to "distinguish edible plants from those that are deadly…butcher a cow…set a broken bone, pull a tooth and deliver a baby."Towards the end, in a chapter called "Where the Rubber Meets the Road," Hyatt gives tips on purchasing a gun. "Practice using it, so you know how to reload it under pressure."I could go on, but I'm going to stop writing now because I'm not getting paid very much. Also: most people don't read this far into articles anyway. I did want to mention, however, that it's important to understand the basics of water storage.
New York Times best seller, people. This gives me confidence. If people liked this they'll surely like my book, OBSOLETE, only $10.85 on Amazon. Buy it. Otherwise, the world might end! The exclamation point is mine.Stay on top of Y2K+10 fears by following Michael S. Hyatt on TwitterAt any one time, you have more water in your house than you think. For example, I have a seventy-five gallon water heater. With my family of seven, we need a minimum of seven gallons a day. So, my water heater will give me a ten-day supply. Toilet storage tanks contain another five gallons each. With three toilets I have more than two days' supply. If you fill up you bathtubs on the eve of the crisis, you will get another fifteen gallons per tub.