The phone number with the best pronunciation you can find"Fishing in a mountain stream is my idea of a good time.""Serve the hot rum to the tired heroes."If you dial (858) 651-5050, you'll hear what sounds like the most unusual poem ever produced. It's a series of phrases, recited by both male and female speakers, that sound a little too… well, perfect. It's as if the words were chosen from random novels, less for how much they make sense and more about how well each individual sentence flows together.
And you'd be right. Because these sentences were basically decided upon to highlight the nuances of speech. These phrases—there are dozens of them—were chosen because they were phonetically balanced, and therefore should be recognizable and understandable in many audio conditions.The sentences, colloquially called the "Harvard Sentences" and first introduced by the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE) in 1969 as the "IEEE Recommended Practice for Speech Quality Measurements," have roots in World War II, when Harvard scientists at the school's Psycho-Acoustic Laboratory helped to test different kinds of noises for wartime military communications.If you're feeling ambitious and want to hear some weirdly soothing sentences on your phone, call (858) 651-5050
The sentences are deliberately simple and short—monosyllabic words punctuated by exactly one two syllable word sentence. Some garbled version of the sentences would be played on tape, and volunteers attempted to make sense of what they heard. The idea was to test how much a person could mishear before they lost the meaning of a sentence.
Five other bizarre numbers that'll have you geeking out on your phone
(800) 444-4444: Perhaps the easiest number you'll ever dial, this MCI-controlled phone number is perhaps the most prominent example of an "automatic number announcement circuit," or ANAC number. These numbers, which are generally well-guarded by phone providers, are designed to repeat back to you the number you're calling from.
(570) 387-0000 "Thank you for calling Bell Atlantic. Due to an emergency condition, we are operating with a reduced staff, and you may experience delay." The emergency condition, of course, is that Bell Atlantic merged first with NYNEX in 1997 and then GTE to create Verizon back in 2000.
(845) 354-9912: This would be a standard "call cannot be completed as dialed" number, if not for the fact that the message is about 25 percent faster than normal and fading in and out. It's one of the many odd numbers you'll find on Moo.net.
(914) 737-9938: This Westchester County, New York phone number is basically worth dialing for the unusually hilarious message: "This a CPTA announcement test. Uh, I don't know what it's supposed to say; I'm not that concerned with it. So if anyone gets this just just disregard it, k, and hang up."
(700) 555-4141: This is a rare example of the 700 area code, which landline phone providers use to offer company-specific services to consumers. (It doesn't work on cell phones or VoIP lines.) This specific number, however, has an interesting utility for phone owners: It tells you who your current long-distance provider is, which comes in handy in figuring out whether you've been "slammed" by a long-distance provider.
1-800-COLLECT, 1-800-CALL-ATT, 10-10-220, and the mass-marketed super-numbersThese days, you can't watch an episode of anything without stumbling into an ad for a fantasy sports service like FanDuel or DraftKings.But if you remember the 90s and early 2000s, you might have felt a wave of deja vu the first time you saw those ads. Not because fantasy sports were so awesome in the 90s, but because we had been through this whole mass-saturation thing before regarding a relatively narrow product with a very wide audience.Yeah, they went there.The phone numbers 10-10-220, 1-800-COLLECT, and 1-800-CALL-ATT were inescapable as advertising icons during the 90s and early 2000s. These services, designed to help save money on various aspects of landline phone calls (10-10-220 was a workaround for high-cost long-distance calling; the other two, services for cheaper collect calls), utilized major stars for their numerous ads.Mr. T was a notable shill for the WorldCom-owned 1-800-COLLECT, once starring in an ad with a before-he-was-famous Aaron Paul. AT&T's 1-800-CALL-ATT, meanwhile, turned David Arquette into the most famous person doing television ads for a couple of years.And 10-10-220? That service, owned by WorldCom subsidiary Telecom USA, brought us the sight of Alf having a conversation with Terry Bradshaw.All of these services started getting aggressively promoted basically because they were services that made these companies a ton of freaking money, and were specifically useful during the decade-long period between the decline of long-distance calling and the rise of cell phones. In fact, when the Wall Street Journal wrote about the phenomenon in 2001, 36 percent of teenagers already had a mobile device of some kind, meaning that the services were already facing an existential threat.
These days, though, the real risks come from using the services you once saw on TV.That's right. 1-800-COLLECT, 1-800-CALL-ATT, and 10-10-220 are still around, and they've not gotten less expensive with time.As a result, your collect-call subjects could find themselves paying $1.49 per minute with a $13.50 service charge if you use 1-800-CALL-ATT. That's bad, but not as 1-800-COLLECT, which charges a $10.63 connection fee, along with a $3.99-per-minute charge for an in-state payphone call from Virginia.You get connected to the party you wished to call, but the phone company that connects you is not the one you thought you were using. Instead, it is a company that secured 800 numbers similar to well-known ones, likely hoping that you might accidentally misdial your intended number. If this happens, you are probably unaware you are using a different phone carrier than the one you intended to use because you don't know you misdialed. Often, the company won't identify itself to you or the person receiving the collect call before connecting the call.
We're a long way from the heyday of phone phreaking—the phenomenon of exploring the telephone system to understand how it works. (Calling a couple of random phone numbers, like the ones above? That's nothing compared to phreaking.)But the phenomenon gave us a lot. For example, Apple. Thanks to a 1971 article in Esquire magazine, Steve Wozniak got really interested in messing around with the phone system, and convinced one of his pals, a guy named Steve Jobs, to start creating blue boxes—devices that created tones that allowed them to mess with the phone system and bend it to their will—and selling them to fellow students.The duo came up with amazing nicknames for themselves—Woz "Berkeley Blue," Jobs "Oaf Tobar"—and got hooked. Less than five years later, the duo had started a company you may have heard of, and a few generations later, I'm typing these closing sentences on a device that is something of a distant relative of those early blue boxes.It's so impressive, it makes you want to say something phonetically balanced.