The author in a go-kart
RT if u drink a terrible amount of Nestea because its a free promotion when you get a Poland Spring water cooler for your office
— retweeted (@ryder_ripps) March 26, 2013
Pro cafe tip: say "no" room from cream an you'll get perfect space for cream. If you ask for room, you'll be robbed of like 5oz at least.
— Velcro Fathoms (@VelcroFathoms) March 25, 2013
With 3D printing you can make ANYTHING~! *a perfect replica of you whirrs out of machine* So long… *points gun*
— ☆Chris☆ (@PRguitarman) March 25, 2013
shit, i didn't get married before gangnam style
— Justin Chun (@Kiptok) December 16, 2012
AMONG THE MANY WEIRD THINGS about working online is that you're exposed to advertising constantly, all day, every day, during work
— John Herrman (@jwherrman) March 26, 2013
We can't eat them anymore? MT @themarkberman: There was a Supreme Court decision today re: drug-sniffing dogs (yes, Florida was involved).
— Jeb Lund Sese Seko (@Mobute) March 27, 2013
thirst is real
— Mr.GIF (@MisterGIF) March 26, 2013