After the zombie apocalypse — or any kind of apocalypse, really — has ruined our food supply and left a stinking heap of corpses in the streets, sooner or later we’re gonna have to face the fact that we’ll to have to eat something. So perhaps this pop-up zombie butcher shop, part of a British promotional campaign from the studio behind Resident Evil 11: Total Zombie Super-Obliteration (or whatever it’s actually called), will serve a dual purpose. It’ll be like riding a bike with training wheels, or reading a step-up classic. When the bomb finally falls or the zombie plague spreads, those of us who make it out will be that much more comfortable chowing down on human steak.Like this. (Photos via the Picky Glutton)And storing the dried meats for later use.
There’s plenty of edible human; we can’t all get the prime cuts.
Trust me; when you’re hungry and irradiated, these will look better.
Or not. Probably, as a rule of thumb, it’s best to let the rotting penises be. Even in a nuclear holocaust zombie apocalypse situation.
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