Because it’s Friday, and because everyone loves Denmark, there’s this: A Danish erotica site (in the fair land of Scandinavia, there is no porn, just erotica) is giving everyone something to blog about with its unorthodox new contest — whoever has the smallest penis, wins.SingleSex.dk has put the call out to poorly equipped Danes to send in photos of their members — they must be erect, and held next to measuring tape (in metric, natch) — whereupon it will collect them on its website. Whoever sends in the pic of the smallest penis wins a new iPhone. Runners up, to be judged by the community of women on the site, will win an iPad 3.The AFP interviewed Morten Fabricius, the made-up-sounding man behind the scheme.“The smallest is the extreme,” Fabricius said. “It’s a competition which is weird and funny and almost too much. It’s a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man. There are so many unhappy men out there who think you have to have a giant penis, but it’s not normal to have a huge one.”According to the AFP,Fabricius said he hoped the funny and quirky aspect of the competition would enable people to poke a little fun at a sensitive subject, and give them enough courage to post images anonymously.“So far we have received six to seven images which are posted, but we have more trickling in, which we are vetting to make sure they are not stolen from the web,” he said. “Everything has to be bigger, and bigger, and bigger … It’s incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves as they are,”The question becomes: If you honestly believe that you have the smallest penis in Denmark, is it worth revealing as much to all of your countrymen — there are only five and half million of them, after all; it’s like a giant small town over there — to get a free iPhone? I guess you could always coax some comforting words out of Siri.
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