Zero Context
'I Got Arrested and Blew a .36 on a Breathalyzer at Noon'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of June 19, presented with zero context.
'I Sexted My Dad by Accident'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of June 13, presented with zero context.
'But the Nice Thing About Jersey Is That It's No Bullshit'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of May 29, presented with zero context.
'Pooped in Her Fancy Hotel Room'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of May 22, presented with zero context.
'I'm Driving to Rhode Island in a Toyota Camry That's Held Together with Tape'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of May 15, presented with no context.
VICE Without Context: 'Talked About Milk for a While'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of May 8, presented with no context.
VICE Without Context: 'When Is the Last Time You've Seen a Fireman Holding a Shotgun?'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of May 1, presented with no context.
VICE Without Context: 'Go to Hell, Martha Stewart'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of April 24, presented with no context.
VICE Without Context: 'Before Quitting, She Flashed the Principal Her Vagina'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of April 17, presented with no context.
VICE Without Context: 'Cows Aren't Stupid'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of April 10, presented with no context.
VICE Without Context: 'I Replied with a Picture of My Dog's Ass and Said Yes'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of April 3, presented with no context.