Theft
Thief Steals $600,000 Worth of Signed Baseballs from Arizona Restaurant
Thirty-four baseballs were stolen from Don & Charlie’s, including balls signed by Willie Mays and Babe Ruth.
Vacuum Cleaner Gangs Have Stolen Over $200,000 from UK Parking Metres
Oh shit, it’s the Dysons of Anarchy!!!
Thieves Steal 30,000 Liters of Iceberg Water from Vodka Company
“Jesus, what are they going to do with it?”
Someone Stole Banksy's Tribute to the Paris Shooting Victims from the Bataclan
The stencil was jacked from the music venue where 90 people lost their lives in a 2015 attack.
A Few Bad Apples Are Ruining New Zealand's Roadside Honesty Box System
A Marlborough fruit stall selling plums and blueberries has had hundreds of dollars stolen from its honesty box.
Restaurant Offers Reward for Information on 'Scumbag' 'Vermin' Who Stole Its Decorative Cacti
The restaurant is offering $200 to anyone who can return the cacti or provide details about their whereabouts.
Man Caught on Camera Shoving Entire Subway Footlong Down His Pants
"We know what you are thinking,” the local Sheriff wrote on Facebook. “Please resist—this is a respectable Facebook page. We are just reporting the facts.”
Don't Steal Paintings From Bars, Even if They're of Christopher Walken
“ALL IS GOOD AS WE GOT OUR BELOVED CHRISTOPHER BACK," the Edinburgh bar wrote on Facebook.
This Guy Broke Into a House Just to Clip His Toenails and Make Eggs, Cops Say
He also took a bath, washed his clothes, and brushed his teeth before the cops arrested him.
Please, Give This Woman Her Giant Nose Back Immediately
Someone picked the nose from her porch last weekend.