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What Your Favourite Christmas Song Says About You
There is no genre of music worse than Christmas music. Here's an objectively correct list of what your favorite shitty song says about your shitty self.
What Happened When I Used an App to Try to Cure My Premature Ejaculation Issues
Yes, I gamified all my shameful orgasms.
I Watched Eight Hours of Steven Seagal Movies to Understand America
What does the 90s' mumbling, fourth-rate action star say about the country and me?
The Serious Business of Betting on Horse Racing
This is not a social activity. I don't even know if people here are having what I would call fun. Show some respect, service is in session. People here aren't looking for trouble or to get wild, they are here to die with some dignity.
The Harsh Reality of Being Broke
Here's a brief list of things that I'm finding impossible right now: looking good, having sex, maintaining friendships, having decent self-esteem, and having hope for the future.
Comedians Tell Us What They Think of a Quebec Comic’s Fine for Joking About a Kid With a Disability
Mike Ward's $42,000 fine has become a cause celebre for many Canadian comics but was his joke defensible?
A Celebration of Daddys: My Life in Father Figures
When your real dad is a volatile drug addict, you start looking to Homer Simpson and your landlord for fatherly advice.
What Your Favorite Karaoke Song Says About You
Read this story to learn the one surefire song to get you laid.
I Have a First Nations Background and Didn't Think 'Kimmy Schmidt' Was Racist
Does this make me a bad person, a secret racist, or something even worse?
Why My Flip Phone Is Better Than Your Smartphone
For starters, Facebook notifications are a lot more thrilling when you actually have to sit down at a computer.