injuries
People Told Us the Dumbest Ways They Ever Hurt Themselves in Six Words
“Cut penis while trimming pubic hair.”
People Told Us About Their Worst Drug-Related Injuries
"I'm going to have to get tooth implants at the age of 23."
Koda Glover and the Cautionary Tales of Spring Training
Spring Training is here, which means it is time to believe in happy endings, and also time to have our hopes dashed.
Rangers Pitcher Breaks Elbow in Run-in With a Bull, Like, the Animal
Martin Perez got scared by a bull in a pen and wound up breaking a bone in his elbow.
Someone Needed To Invent a Safe Avo Because Idiots Kept Hurting Themselves
Ask yourself, is the problem really with the avo?
I Hit My Head, How do I Know If It's Serious?
Although most head injuries are not severe and pass in a few hours, there are some serious cases where you're best off seeking emergency care. Here's how to assess the damage if you suffer a serious blow to the head.
People Keep Burning Their Goddamn Feet in Yellowstone Hot Springs
A collection of mishaps from boiling caldrons of thermal water.
In Tennis, Hip Injuries Are the New Wrist Injuries Are the New Elbow Injuries
Is the punishing power baseline style that has defined men's tennis for over a decade catching up with players?
Here's What It Would Look Like If Movie Fight Scenes Happened In Real Life
If 'Atomic Blonde' were real, Charlize Theron would have more concussions than an NFL player.
Ice Cube's Big3 League Has an Old Man Problem
Injuries played a significant role in the opening day of Ice Cube's new 3-on-3 league.
This Guy Jacked Up His Shoulder Hitting a Home Run
Blue Jays outfielder Darrell Ceciliani went yard, and now he's going on the disabled list.