Broken Britain
Britain Is Going Back to the Dark Ages, So I Spent the Day as a Peasant
I ate a potato, tried to pray, and enjoyed the company of some sheep.
Welcome easyJet's Food Bank-Themed Supermarket
You've tried their basic flights, now try their crushingly depressing grocery store.
Why Can’t Britain Put On One Decent Awards Show?
Only 189,000 people tuned in to watch the Mercury Prize this year. What happened? We used to be great at this.
I'm Afraid the Best Thing about the Brit Awards 2015 Was America
When it takes a Kanye West performance for grime to be repped as part of the UK’s musical fabric, something is really wrong.
A Record Label Nearly Saved the Day and Snatched UKIP's Website
Alcopop Records seized a golden opportunity to take back web-space from the Far Right. Then GoDaddy fucked them over.
Hanging Out with the Desperate People at Watford Jobs Fair Was Really Depressing
In front of me swarmed a sea of desperate people from various walks of life, all united by their lack of gainful employment. The sad truth these people ignored is that there simply aren't enough jobs to go around in the UK, despite all of the...
How Would Roy Chubby Brown Fans Fix Broken Britain?
Let's get rid of the immigrants before they blow us up.
Quango - Let's Fix British Politics!
Let's face it, our politics are shit. So let's make them better!