Andre Johnson
This Wu Tang Affiliate Is Suing TMZ for Wrongly Naming Him As the Man Who Cut Off His Own Penis
The outlet's original story identified Marques "Andre Roxx" Johnson, instead of Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson, as the man who committed the act.
Can Andrew Luck Make the Leap this Season?
If Luck's statistics start to match his reputation as an elite quarterback, he'll have his new, more skilled offensive teammates to thank.
NFL Dos and Don'ts: Houston Texans
The Houston Texans will be missing a lot of their key offensive contributors from a year ago, many of whom made some sweet plays for them. They still have J. J. Watt on defense, though.
This Andre Johnson Touchdown Is Spectacular
Andre Johnson made a great catch on Ryan Fitzpatrick's threaded-needle pass into the end zone. Getting his feet down and the taking-flight gesture were just showing off.
Andre Johnson Wants a New Playbook for His Birthday
Andre Johnson is still a productive receiver, but will he spend the rest of his career mired on underperforming Texans teams or be granted a trade to a contender?
Texans Shrug Shoulders, Name Ryan Fitzpatrick Starting QB
Wide receiver Andre Johnson, who has refused to attend mandatory minicamp, must be ecstatic.
The Week in GIFs
After finally coming to terms with the fact that most people barely have the attention span to tie their shoes, let alone read more than five sentences of text, we've created a new column about GIFs.