You can't silence the Illuminati lizards that inject into the human psyche via the funfunfun override exploit to gain root access to humans.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) June 14, 2011
Tango down - http://t.co/sMaDfzi - we called them and they wouldn't tell us how magnets worked.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) June 15, 2011
@briantvoh There's a dildo in my dick right now. I call it a double-dick backflip secret-handshake heaven-piercing brick throw.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) June 16, 2011
Justin Bieber is wasting his time tweeting all that nonsense. He could be directing a mass botnet of little girls.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) July 20, 2011
Twitter is over capacity but The Lulz Boat will poetically sail around that blasted whale. Harpoons, gentlemen? #CrackYourOars
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) May 10, 2011
Mankind should tremble as the SSH key to your neuron load balancers are used as a pathway to the chemical exhilaration of entertainment.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) June 14, 2011
You guys don't realize, but that's actually LulzSec in that car. I'm tweeting from the back seat. We slowed down to check out some tits.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) July 17, 2011
At press: we appreciate you following our shenanigans, but we don't do interviews. All exploits come from cannonballs, all motives are lulz.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) May 12, 2011
We have the legendary @AaronBarr following us… we hear he had a great time with #Anonymous, so great in fact that he quit his job. #ouch
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) May 12, 2011
Okay, we're now following @AaronBarr - he is our leader. He stole those Fox databases, he compromised over 3000 ATM machines. Wait… shit.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) May 12, 2011
We're starting to think that all trolls and social engineering attempts in existence are just @AaronBarr on different accounts. Seems legit.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) May 12, 2011
I bet you guys would like to see the FBI slapped around a bit - it's being planned.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) May 13, 2011
Dudes. Of course Tupac is alive. Didn't you see that official @PBS article? Why would they lie to their 750,000+ followers?
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) May 30, 2011
Thank you to the mystery benefactor who sent us 0.02 BitCoins. Your kindness will be used to fund terror of the highest quality.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) May 31, 2011
Connections:Sabu and the FBI Tricked MeThe Self-Proclaimed LulzSec Leader Was Arrested in AustraliaDear LulzSec, I Hope You Never Stop HackingIn response to http://t.co/kfkxvUZ If we're terrorists, then you're a jackass for reusing your password everywhere for 9 years.
— The Lulz Boat (@LulzSec) June 24, 2011