Sad, Angry Eagles Fan Wants To Know: 'What The Fuck,' Chip Kelly?

The Philadelphia Eagles have never won a Super Bowl, but their fans remain proud. And for this Eagles fan, pride and passion are, ahem, birds of a feather. Which is why he wants to know:

'What the fuuuuuuuuuuck' was Chip Kelly thinking when he traded the team's dearly beloved, Pennsylvania born-and-bred Shady McCoy to Rex Ryan's Buffalo Bills? Philly fans are notorious for going a bit overboard with their fandom, but one can't help but commend this guy for his loyalty, even if it means going so low as to calling coach Kelly a "pink-ass-Whinnie-the-Pooh-looking-fucking-bitch."

How could Chip Kelly do this to his fans? Fans who sit in the freezing cold watching their team's "sorry asses" lose time and time again, year after year. Being an Eagles fan is hard enough, but now they've lost their one shiny, glimmering object of hope. I can't imagine the pain and suffering that will ensue. This dude does great justice to the emotions of Philadelphia Eagle fans everywhere, but mainly the Eastern Pennsylvania/South New Jersey region where Eagles fans can be found, or heard, anyway.

So yes, Chip Kelly. You fucked up. Try winning a Super Bowl now without LeSean McC-- Wait…he was on the team for six seasons and you still never won a playoff game? Oh, never mind.