Day 97: "Yeahhh" – Hottest Ni**a Under The Sun , 2009Lil Wayne is not an avid user of Instagram (I relate), so it's particularly notable that last year, for Christmas, he shared three copies of the exact same photo of him in a santa costume. The first he captioned "U da real Santa Klause." The second he captioned "Ho's Ho's Ho's!!!" The third read, simply, "3 Ho's." Is there a Christmas parable here? The only parable, I believe, is that Lil Wayne thinks "ho ho ho" is a good pun, and who are we to argue? It's [DJ drop voice] holiday season, and, moreover, it's time to talk Santa.Anyway, here is another Christmas-themed bar from Lil Wayne. It's about robbing Santa, and it goes: "You know like a fireplace? That's how hot it would get / so Santa come yo' ass down the chimney / behind my kids I leave your gift bag empty." Don't do that today! Enjoy some milk and cookies instead. I don't know. Merry Christmas.Photo: Lil Wayne dresses as santa, via InstagramFollow Kyle Kramer on Twitter.
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