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How much time do you spend getting ready in the morning?Yeah, hard-hitting shit.Your friends can then see these responses, and "heart" or comment on them, and their Miis will present you with other (again, pre-scripted) questions, which you can answer. Where would you like us to take a vacation together? Whoa there, I just met you.The whole approach is anti-social. Sure, you might learn something new, like how your best friend is secretly a vampire and hates garlic; but is that something you really wanted to waste time to talk about anyway? It's the worst types of conservation, forced, and the guts of Miitomo is simply responding to canned conservation prompts. It's the least social way to go about communicating with your friends, and presents more barriers than it does actual avenues for being social with other people.Article continues after the video belowPredetermined topics can, and sometimes do, lead to interesting discoveries about your friends, and that's what Nintendo is banking on. But Miitomo limits the scale of the interaction available. Nintendo is trying to prompt interactions and stipulate their limits, but that runs against the open nature that lies at the core of social media platforms to begin with.
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The technical problems alone are enough to probably turn most casual mobile users off. There's a decent amount of loading needed to start the app—not just the first time, but each and every time. It makes multitasking with the app almost impossible, even using iOS's built-in support. Notifications have never worked correctly for me, and there have been been plenty of complaints about the massive battery drain Miitomo puts on devices, too. (Though it does have a power saver mode, but that should tell you something in itself.)Nintendo needed Miitomo to be different from everything else out there, but for me it fails as an attractive social app that's going to keep people using it for long periods of time. A social networking app can't be successful if it isn't social at its core, and Miitomo just isn't. I'll dip in and out of in the coming weeks, but I simply don't see it being something people are going to be using, and talking about, months from now. Willie Clark / @_willieclarkNew on VICE Sports: F1 Broadcasting and the Importance of Neutral Coverage
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