Where is it? Tooting, home to a lido, a load of people who have children and their shit together, and a fair number of Australian-owned cafés where people legitimately say "fair dinkum" and charge you £4 for an imported Cherry Ripe.
What is there to do locally? Honestly what I normally do when I have never been to an area and I need to fill out this bit is Google 'things to do Tooting' and invariably get sent to the TimeOut website which just says 'there's a good place to get curry' and I sort of wasted all the good jokes gleaned from that in the bit above so I can't tell you, what to do, here, the façade has slipped.
Alright, how much are they asking? Just £300 of your English pounds, therefore making this about the only appropriately priced property in all of London, although obviously with caveats (the primary caveat being wanking) (although as stated we'll get to that).
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