Articles tagged "love"

Future Sex: My Cheating Boyfriend Blames Booze

You know what is the worst thing? Nicotine withdrawal. Actually, it’s definitely not "the worst thing," but it is the worst thing that is happening to me right now. When you withdraw from nicotine, your brain gets all fuzzy, and the more you try to c…

I Was Cockblocked by Robocop

An old friend came to visit me a few weeks ago. We hung out in Manhattan, got dinner, just the usual touristy hangs. When we returned to my house, I did the whole, “let’s watch a movie... on my laptop... in my room,” move. You might not think it, but…

Gettin' Jiggy With Your Cloud Girlfriend

The girlfriend of the future is almost perfect. She's smart, she's fun and she's pretty. She's never in your way but there when you need her. Your friends think she's super hot including your legendary friend Sven who only slays 9's and above. Like I…