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I, Corbin Smith, Should Host ESPN's "First Take"
As evidenced by Stephen A. Smith's semi-coherent, semi-menacing monologue to Kevin Durant, ESPN's "First Take" has problems. We know just the man to fix them.
Boston Herald Columnist Attends Aaron Hernandez Trial, Writes Embarrassing Thing
Boston Herald columnist Peter Gelzinis has some thoughts on Shayanna Jenkins, the fiancee of Aaron Hernandez. They are really bad, racist, stupid thoughts!
Baseball Players: Please Stop Throwing Balls Really Fast at One Another
Andrew McCutchen got hit in the back by a fastball for incredibly stupid reasons.
Does the Fatty Cow Suing ESPN Have a Case?
The internet collectively pointed and laughed at a sleepy fat man on Monday, when news broke that he was suing MLB, ESPN, and two commentators for $10 million.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dickhead: Ryan Fogle's Spy Game Farce
The Ryan Fogle case shows how US-Russia spy games have descended into silly farce.
Don't Get Neil deGrasse Tyson Started About the Un-Science-y Politicians Who Are Killing America's Dreams
As we’ve learned time and time again, when you need to hear someone kvetch hard about the state of science in this country, point your radio telescopes at Hayden Planetarium head Neil deGrasse.