But here's what we learned about them this year anyway.
Champagne corks can quite literally take your eye out, but it doesn't happen that often.
From brews to biofuels, this new method for making hybrid yeasts will have its perks.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Automated security cameras have been installed in a train station in Osaka to save drunk travellers from falling from platforms.
Palm wine is pretty fascinating.
Professional sensory analysts undergo years of training that never really ends—and can cost the ability to just kick back and enjoy a brew.
And it makes a half-decent Moscow mule.
But a bunch of states have already banned it.