Please don’t kill hitchBOT, America.
[virtual choo-chooing in the distance]
Even though England is still totally here.
Never sweat again.
Yes, global warming might give you kidney stones.
That doesn't mean Europeans are off the hook.
Capital punishment states have botched their way into the minority.
Soaring bald eagle populations are proof that dedicated conservation efforts can find success.
Lots of people are scared of the future.
An Americana tour of the towns you could replace with shutdown-rendered stay-at-home government workers.