There's lots of stuff you can do with Dogecoin—you can sponsor Jamaican bobsled teams, you can provide water for needy people in Kenya, you can use it to get a Shiba Inu on the side of a NASCAR car, and you can also use them to buy custom-drawn furry porn, often depicting the Shibe itself in some, uhh, compromising positions.Bitcoin's meteoric rise began on Silk Road, where anonymity was key. Dogecoin, meanwhile, has always seemed like more of a starter crypto currency—one where you could learn how to do some mining, give them away randomly, throw them in the air at parties in New York City, and every once in a while, do something really useful with them through massive crowdfunding drives.
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But there's a small but burgeoning industry of people willing to do tasks here and there in exchange for Dogecoin, and one of those workers just happens to be a 21 year old woman from Finland who will draw furry porn for you in exchange for Dogecoin.
Yeah, that's right. She goes by Kirke, and has done some pretty graphic work so far. You'll find Disney princesses, characters from Monster High (a doll franchise), doge mascots, bear furries with gigantic penises, Tekken characters, and foxes in compromising positions or outright hookin' up on her page."Drawing porn came naturally when I was a teenager—it was cool making one's own porn," she told me in an email. "The business side of it started around last Christmas. [I thought] new cryptocurrency needs services that accept it, so I started with cryptocurrency."
Makes sense. People had a whole bunch of Dogecoin, and nothing to do with it other than give it out randomly to people on Twitter and Reddit. Suddenly, you could commission your own porn, of anything, as long as it wasn't a real, non-celebrity human being. "I don't want some teen revenge porn thing or something," she said.At some point, however, Kirke was sick of working for just Dogecoin (she sold roughly a dozen for between 20,000 and 40,000 doge each) and is temporarily accepting only US dollars through Paypal. She charges $5 for a sketch, $15 for colored, complete works. She's looking at accepting Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies in the near future, which should include Dogecoin again.In any case, we're seeing more of these cryptocurrency-for-stuff online businesses pop up around Reddit and the internet at large. We're also seeing more and more customization of porn—webcammers will do what you want if you pay them enough, and some women (and a couple men) are getting naked on Reddit for Dogecoin tip. Babes for Bitcoin, a custom porn site that accepts Bitcoin, Litecoin, regular dollars, and, perhaps, Dogecoin, just launched today.
In the meantime, just know that you can commission your very own, hand-drawn porn of basically anything for just a couple bucks. And try to keep it weird."Sadly I've never done anything really weird, I'd be willing to draw some very bizarre and absurd things," she told me. "Once I drew a gay man holding his penis that was five times bigger than he was. Maybe the weirdest was when I drew a crappy picture of myself with penis instead of my nose."
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Yeah, that's right. She goes by Kirke, and has done some pretty graphic work so far. You'll find Disney princesses, characters from Monster High (a doll franchise), doge mascots, bear furries with gigantic penises, Tekken characters, and foxes in compromising positions or outright hookin' up on her page."Drawing porn came naturally when I was a teenager—it was cool making one's own porn," she told me in an email. "The business side of it started around last Christmas. [I thought] new cryptocurrency needs services that accept it, so I started with cryptocurrency."
In the meantime, just know that you can commission your very own, hand-drawn porn of basically anything for just a couple bucks. And try to keep it weird."Sadly I've never done anything really weird, I'd be willing to draw some very bizarre and absurd things," she told me. "Once I drew a gay man holding his penis that was five times bigger than he was. Maybe the weirdest was when I drew a crappy picture of myself with penis instead of my nose."