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This Easy Cheese 3D Printer Had One Job

Your jobs are safe for now, caterers.

​Everyday we read about triumphs in advances of 3D printing. This is not one of them.

Using a low-tech can of Easy Cheese, Andrew Maxwell-Parish hooked up a can of the faux dairy product to a 3D printer to see what happens. Turns out, the technology isn't quite yet there to replace the mind-numbing task of applying cheese onto crackers ourselves.

The 3D printer's grip proves to be too powerful for the cheap nozzle so what results is just a gloopy sludge of fake cheese. Uh, at least the squares are cute?

But no one more is more pissed off than Maxwell-Parish who is heard exasperatedly saying "the fuck" over and over.

We feel you, dude.