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Woke Teens Review Bollywood Movies Millennials Grew up Watching
“Akash in Dil Chahta Hai might've been celebrated back then, but is essentially what you’d call a fuckboy today.”
The 'Cats' Reviews Are in, and They're Absolutely Brutal
The Tom Hooper-directed "monstrosity" might be the worst-reviewed movie of the year.
'Independence Day: Resurgence' Is 90s Nostalgia at Its Absolute Worst
The 'Independence Day' sequel is an embarrassing relic of 90s that also manages to destroy anything good about the era.
‘Captain America: Civil War’ Is Boring, Frustrating, Perfect, Wonderful Garbage
"I got chills and wept from the feelings I thought had long ago died within me."
'We Are Your Friends' Is About Searching Within to Find Your One True Banger
Zac Efron's EDM movie is surprisingly affecting.
We Got a Kid Born in the 90s to Review Classic 90s Films
Those born in the 90s largely missed out, not only on all the economic prosperity and the golden age of comfortable flannel shirts, but on the films that the laid-back era produced.
'Hard to Be a God' Is Director Aleksei German's Nihilistic Swansong
Words can't do justice to the repugnant milieu of German's adaptation of the Soviet sci-fi classic Hard to Be a God. It's filled with disease, blood, shit, and endless fighting, serving as a dark reflection of humanity's base proclivities.
'Nightcrawler' Is Media Criticism Disguised as a Thriller
I spoke to Dan Gilroy about why he thinks local TV news is bad for us and how today's lack of job security hurts young people.
VICE Movie Club - Onibaba
Jealousy, adultery, and demonic forces come together in Kaneto Shindo's 1964 film Onibaba. We reviewed it for the latest installment of the VICE Movie Club.
We Spoke To Tokyo Police Club About How Great Jaws Was
Talking to the keyboard/guitarist of Tokyo Police Club about Hollywood's cinematic legend, a shark.