Flip-flops
The Peculiar Pandemic Appeal of Fish Flip-Flops
Like tie-dye, roller skates, and the "strawberry dress," fish-shaped flip-flops have become an unexpected new shopping trend.
I Hiked the Himalayas in Jandals to Honour New Zealand’s National Footwear
A patriotic and idiotic journey of 150km over the world's highest pass, toes out.
Our Running List of All the Promises Made and Broken by Donald Trump
Think of this as a checklist that probably no one in the White House will keep.
Sorry Toronto, Noel Gallagher Doesn’t Like Your Fuckin’ Flip-Flops
The ex-Oasis front man and his High Flying Birds played the hits, flipped everyone off, and swore at children in Toronto last night
What're You Into?
Spring break is here! Anything goes and there's a partner for whatever floats yer boat. All you need to know are THE SIGNALS... What you're putting out there, what you can expect to get back. The Master Baiter is here to fill you in on the specifics of...
What Your Sandals Say About You
Your feet smell like Chris Christie's taint. Just put some shoes on, you lazy asshole.