choose your own adventure
Ah Two People's Boyfriends Have Turned Up Even Though You All Agreed We Wouldn't Do This and Now the Vibe Has Inexorably Changed
Yeah no I just didn't think we were doing this!
In the giddy Delirium of a Wetherspoons Curry Club/Valentine's Mash-Up, You Manage to Fully Pull
The smell of reheated naan and pheromones
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Send A Fun Text™
You drafted it three times in Notes and let your WhatsApp group squabble over the tone and now you're ready to hit 'send'
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Buy a Load of Cut-Price Lindt and Roses the Day After Vally Day
Treat the most important person in your life: you
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Take Them For an 'Ironic' Valentine's Date Where You Actually, and Here's the True Irony, Actually Try Quite Hard
You've sort of 'owned' yourself into falling in love, here