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Dortmund's Raphaël Guerreiro Puts a Hurt on The Ball To Sear The Upper Corner of the Net
It's not like he needed to put that much mustard on. But this is Der Klassiker. Shit has to be that extra spicy, stone-ground type shit.
In Celebration of Lukas Podolski, Germany Legend and Professional Enigma
Though Lukas Podolski seems like a fairly straightforward character, his career has been one of paradox and contrast. Here, we celebrate the mercurial talents of an enigmatic star.
The Tragicomic Tale of Arsenal’s Six Consecutive Round of 16 Exits in The Champions League
If Arsenal go out to Bayern in their coming Round of 16 double header, it will be their seventh consecutive fall at the same hurdle. Here, we look back at their previous failures and ask: what the fuck is going on?
Lewandowski Just Scored A Stoppage Time Golazo That's Real Easy On the Eyes
Lewandowski chested down the ball, reached out for a graceful take-down touch, and without letting the ball touch the carpet, he fired off a perfect left-footed shot.
Bayern Munich's Douglas Costa Finds the Shortest Distance From Foot to Top Shelf: A Laser Beam
Take a look at this rocket of a shot that refused to dip, sway, bend, or stray course from point A: his foot to point B: perfect top shelf.
Bayern Munich's Next Great Talent: The Inexorable Rise Of Joshua Kimmich
If versatility used to be a mixed blessing for young footballers, it's the hallmark of the modern game. Joshua Kimmich has it in abundance, and is using it to take the Bundesliga by storm.
Is There Any Developmental Value In Teams Like San Marino Playing World Cup Qualifiers?
With a tiff between Thomas Muller and San Marino currently making waves, it’s worth asking whether or not there’s any real value in international minnows playing teams like Germany.
Europe's Mid-Market Clubs Are Missing Out on the American Soccer Gold Rush
Soccer is now a mainstream American spectator sport, commanding mainstream fan dollars. So why aren't more European clubs making a serious marketing push to cash in?
Balotelli, Ribery, Simone Verdi: Vice Sports Goals of the Week
It’s Friday, and we all know what that means – a great big sloppy goalgasm from VICE Sports UK!
Oh Hey, Julian Green Just Scored a Hat Trick for Bayern Munich—In the First Half
A hat trick in 35 minutes? Fire up that hype train.
Boogie Cousins, Harrison Barnes, Ribery, and Xabi Alonso Combine on a Keepie Uppie Alley Oop
Xabi's not too shabby. But Ribery? Stick with the feet.
Odell Beckham Jr. Is Mind-Blowingly Good at Keepie Uppie, Alongside Xabi Alonso
OBJ switches feet, rainbows the ball over his head, and makes beautiful contact on the volley.