David Latham
The Spew Round 23 - Medieval Eagles and Reservoir Cats
In Perth a lack of Seedsman foreshadowed a lack of Crows, while in Geelong, the Cats dispatched their inner Demons giving Roos a giant turd on his record where the sign-off should be.
The Spew Round 22 - Pyrrhic Victory and Satellite's Gone
West Coast beat Hawthorn but lost Natainui, and down in Tassie, North had another almost-but-not-quite against Sydney.
The Spew Round 21 - Night of the Doppelgangers and a Technicolor Yawn
The Bulldogs hold off Collingwood and North gets a Hawks thumping but as always, there's more to these AFL matches than the results.
The Spew Round 20 - Killer Bees in the Woods and Battle of the Cock Honkers
After Richmond's effort last week, it's kill or be killed against the Pies at the MCG. As for Hawks vs Demons, picking a likeable underdog was like choosing between William Randolph Hearst and Otto von Bismarck.
THE SPEW 19 - The Dogs were Dismembered in Ice Cream Killer Fashion
Meanwhile at Manuka Oval the Giants plan to break a record number of Richmond supporters' hearts. After a detour through Damien Hardwick's violently constricting anus.
Breaking Down the Smugness of Hawthorn, Carlton, Melbourne, and Essendon Fans
It's loud, obnoxious, and not even decades of failure can cure it.
The Spew Round 18 - North vs Collingwood and Port vs Giants
The Pies are embarrassed at a poo in the pantaloons type of level while the match at Adelaide Oval featured nearly as much blood as wind.
The Spew Round 17: Tropic of Dangerchaun and Muscle Membrey
There were touches of utlra-violence in Dockers v Cats while a first quarter flurry against the Saints left the Demons look more shocked than elated
Examining the Learnt Helplessness of Richmond, Collingwood, Fremantle, St Kilda and Footscray AFL Fans
'Fuck this' and head shaking are common responses and can strike from nowhere.
The Spew Round 16: Pistols at Dawn and Scooby-Doo endings
Recapping Hawks V Port and Swans V Cats in the sport known as Australian Rules Football
THE SPEW Round 15: Weekend at Hinkleys and Here Come the Jazz Gods
Port had the Tigers' measure and the Bulldogs dropped sweet scat all over the hometown Swans.
THE SPEW Round 14: Defcon 2, Crowbots, and the Battle of the Bastards
This week, the Spew reviews Crows v Roos and Pies v Dockers.