Our weekly dissection of the beautiful and the heinous.ZERO: GOOGLE DIDN’T MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS IT WAS SUPPOSED TOThey missed earnings by a lot, a report that was erroneously leaked early. It was a costly bungle that immediately sent shares tumbling 9 percent. Why? It’s hard to say, but the easy scapegoat everyone talks about these days is mobile and it seems like Google isn’t immune either (Motorola isn’t helping). But everyone chill out. Revenues still grew by 45 percent. How does Wall Street come up with these earnings predictions anyway? Thank you Facebook, for crashing the party.ONE: RIP, PHYSICAL VERSION OF NEWSWEEKThe fading weekly is moving forward and cutting costs, but this still feels weird.ZERO: THIS VIDEO IS SORT OF AWKWARD NOWONE: YOU’VE GOT MAIL REDUXFirst Digg, then MySpace, now AOL? Granted, Digg 2.0 is MIA and I’m still not sure what the new MySpace is or does or whatever. But I will give props to AOL for making my command-line-looking Gmail inbox really pretty.ONE: SILENT CIRCLE, A NEW “SURVEILLANCE-PROOF” APPSince that construction worker is obviously a drug dealer.ZERO: OUR PATENT DYSTOPIAThe patent system is supposed to foster innovation. Right now, it’s killing it. Mostly in smartphones: one in six active patents have something to do with those things we can’t stop checking. 250,000 active in total.ONE: INTERNET CREEPS UNMASKEDAfter being outed by Adrian Chen, “the biggest troll on the web,” Michael Brutsch AKA Violentacrez is on CNN. So reddit learns about speech the hard way. Not that that was what this was about in the first place.ONE: WE FOUND AN EARTH-LIKE PLANET IN ALPHA CENTAURIAnd it’s only 4.4 light years away!ZERO: TWITTER BLOCKED USERS BECAUSE A GOVERNMENT WANTED IT TO FOR THE FIRST TIMEAt least they were Nazis. Part of the company’s new “country-withheld content" policy.ONE: NO ONE CARES ABOUT AIRTIMEReddit without creepshots. Chatroulette without dicks. This is not what the Internet needs. Wants?ZERO: ANOTHER DEBATE, ANOTHER MEME GONE WILDYes, that one. And apparently the democrats have a team ready for stuff like this. For those who missed it (or didn’t), a friendly GIF recap. (No word yet on that climate change thing.)ONE: THE ECONOMICS OF JAMES BONDBut having soldout to Heineken, Skyfall’s Bond only drinks beer.
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