The moment of truth approaches. Mysteryland is this weekend and it's almost time to separate the basic campers from the next level campground overlords. Have you decided which you intend to be? The choice is yours. We'll show you how with a few simple comparisons.TENT SWAGBasic campers view their tent situation as a nuisance and leave it until the last minute, at which point they're invariably forced to settle with a dilapidated mess of nylon and plastic.Next level campers build a self-sufficient ecosystem in a bubble. This way, they can live in harmony with nature long after the festival is over.THAT BOOZE LIFEOne of the best things about festival campgrounds is the freedom to bring your own booze. It's a very long weekend, and it's tough to overestimate. Basic campers roll up like….But next level campers can outdo all of this with just one beer…GRILLZOne rad thing about Mysteryland is that they encourage you to bring portable grills. With enough preparation, you could be a one-person barbecue army. Unfortunately, basic campers misinterpret the opporunity….just kidding! F'reals, though, don't roll up with one of these…Next level grillers already have the whole thing organized, from the grill, to the meat, to the special guest celebrity chef….ROMANCEBasic campers end up fostering their latent dendrophilia and making out with treesNext level campers get married at the Mysteryland chapelRESPECTRemember, you're on the hallowed grounds of Woodstock '69. Do what you can to respect the campgrounds. Only basic campers do stuff like this…A next level camper knows to leave the campground in a better state than when they found it……Happy camping, Mysteryland.
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