Seems an innocuous bit of Catholicy aphorizing, no? Well, here's the very top response that loads on the page, from the also seemingly innocuously monikered Carly Rae Jepsen Fan:We must trust in the mighty power of God’s mercy. We are all sinners, but His grace transforms us and makes us new.
— Benedict XVI (@Pontifex) February 10, 2013
"Lord in Heaven!" The Pope must have exclaimed, readjusting his towering hat with one hand while gripping his iPad with another. Nobody had ever talked directly to him like this, not before Twitter, and at least not since the Hitler Youth days. "Vox paradoxiticus--it must be an outlier," the Pope then probably thought to himself in Latin. "An ungodly heathen looking to do me ill. Surely there must be no other such wanton displays of vulgarity from the world's--"@pontifex Fuck me with your old wrinkly dick!
— Carly Rae Jepsen Fan (@ye4hbruh) February 10, 2013
"Gah!"@pontifex instead of "God's mercy" you mean "idol worship" and "child rape" right?
— Andrew Auernheimer (@rabite) February 10, 2013
"…"@pontifex you're a pedophile defender
— Alex Gerald Martin (@LxMrtn) February 10, 2013
"Well, yes, perhaps that last one bears a glimmer of truth."And so it was. We can only assume that this was the last straw, that the mountain of ugly, profanity-laden twitterspheric criticism piled at his feet became too much to bear yesterday, and he came to agree with @OmegaMusic44 and all the rest. The hate had spilled forth from day one, after all, since his inaugural tweet:@pontifex You're a real Negative Nancy, and also delusional & unrealistic. #WelcomeToTwitter
— Ω (@OmegaMusic444) February 10, 2013
And what was he even doing this for if the people were going to treat him like this? The world is clearly beyond saving, and ….@pontifex so are you going to molest little kids virtually now
— stevn (@scr0tum) December 13, 2012
While Catholics probably have complicated feelings about the Pope's early departure, Twitter users should be less conflicted--whatever his other achievements and shortcomings, the man sucked at Twitter. After an encouraging start--seven tweets on his first day, he tweeted only irregularly. Many were poorly punctuated and contained spelling errors, and some were tweeted out twice. The following is an example of both:How can faith in Jesus be lived in a world without hope?
— Benedict XVI (@Pontifex) December 12, 2012
Some are just puzzling.Today I have a special though for every religious: may they always follow Christ faithfully in poverty, chastity and obedience.
— Benedict XVI (@Pontifex) February 2, 2013
And he's only got like 33 tweets, so we're working with a limited body of work here. Alas, it's likely to remain that way; unless the Pope is actually stepping down to devote more time to improving his social media skillset. There's no word yet on whether Benedict will continue to tweet once he reverts back to being plain old Joseph Ratzinger, or whether the next pope will take to Twitter as well, or whether he'll call on God to smite the nonbelievers who demeaned the papacy with their 140-charactered blasphemy.ConnectionsThe Awkwardness of Calling SpaceThe Pope Video Chatted the Space StationThe cribs that we built in our home gave me much pleasure. We added figures each year and used moss for decoration.
— Benedict XVI (@Pontifex) December 24, 2012