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    Affair of the Wolf, Reviewed: The Best Paranormal Werewolf Erotica SEO on Amazon.com

    Written by

    Brian Merchant

    Senior Editor

    “No one knows the darkness that exists deep down in all of us. No one knows that the further you delve into the depths of our dreams and desires and secrets that, past the petty hopes of an everyday person, past the animal lust and the immutable ache for breath, there is a burning, eternal, consuming need for total, destroying, overtaking feasting on flesh and bone and blood.”

    So begins “Affair of the Wolf (Book One of the Jim Tankson Saga: An Erotic, Keyword, Environmentalism, Werewolf, Schoolgirl, Horror, Passion Tale) by J. Zachariah Johnson, now available on Amazon.com, and it only gets better from there.

    But don’t take my word for it. Amazon reviewer Max Read agrees:

    “I have not actually read this book but it see,s good . Good photo on the cover. Affair of the Wolf, five stars.”

    I could not have said it better myself. This gripping saga follows the exploits of one werewolf who attends a school known for its very good environmental science program. He takes long walks in the woods, has sex with a sexy superintendent, and then rips her heart out. It’s awesome. It’s like Twilight meets Fifty Shades of Gray meets Search Engine Optimization: Do It Yourself.

    The most brilliant thing about the story is that it ends right there, six pages after it began. It only takes two minutes to read, and since it costs $1.97, that’s only a dollar a minute for the best werewolf snuff porn fiction you’re likely to read all day..

    With its awesome werewolf action, erotic suspense, and breathtaking deployment of keywords, this book is sure to join the ranks of such genre classics like Hunted by Werewolves: A Super Sexy Werewolf Gangbang and Bound to the Wolf (Gay Werewolf Erotica).